Monday, May 21, 2012

Our Rainbow Connection


Last year, on May 17th, 2011, my uncle Jack lost his battle to Stage IV lung cancer.  And ever since his passing, my family has seen many, many rainbows, including a beautiful double rainbow just two days after his death. I'm still anxiously awaiting a nature rainbow.  But maybe he's waiting until my Appalachian Trail adventure.


It is said that the Incas believed that rainbows were a gift from the Sun God, but the Callenders/Cloptons/Brasseurs/AndOurPeople believe that they are a gift from someone else--Jack King Callender, Jr., a beloved husband, father, son, brother, uncle, friend, coach, mentor, and so on and so forth.


Our rainbow connection has helped my family through this first year without him, but no amount of rainbows or mint-chocolate chip milkshakes will ever fill that void.




If you would like to learn more about my uncle Jack, please read the article below:
Beloved family man, Coach Jack Callender, loses his battle to lung cancer

Rest in Peace, dude.  I love you and miss your mint-chocolate chip milkshakes as as well your wisdom.  After all, it was you who suggested that Brad and me hike the Appalachian Trail ME-GA, so we're always going downhill. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Just call me "Nirvelli." It's Tudas for "Water Child."

You can never step into the same river, for new waters are always flowing onto you...or onto your pants...

Before

After

Thunderstruck

From Saturday, April 30th to Sunday, May 1st, Brad and I ventured off with Rex on our first backpacking trip--14.7 miles in the south district of Shenandoah National Park.  Here are 10 things we learned (in no particular order):

1. Rex does not like headlamps.
2. Rex does not like tents, but he likes them more than he likes headlamps.
3. Rex really does not like to be tied to a tree.
4. The earlier we start, the better.  It was getting dark by the time we made camp.  No bueno.
5. Brad's outdoor culinary abilities are way above par.  Best out-of-the-bag mashed potatoes I've ever had! 
6. Brad cannot throw a bear bag as well as he can throw, say, a baseball or a football.
7. Rex likes Ramen.
8. I like Ramen.
9. You can eat oatmeal out of the pouch...rip it open, pour in some hot water, mush it around.
10. Severe thunderstorms are best experienced in the middle of nowhere late at night.

#10 may sound sarcastic, but it's not.  Scout's honor.  That thunderstorm was probably one of the coolest things I have ever experienced in the great outdoors, in part because it sounded just like a nature CD.  Epic, right?  Picture it: Brad and I fall asleep talking about thunderstorms, our favorite.  A couple of hours later a loud noise awakens us and soon after a burst of lightning briefly illuminates our tent.  Falling down in torrents, rain starts pelting the rain-fly, but the three of us (Brad, Rex, and me) stay perfectly dry (and warm) despite the weather's severity and the chilly temperatures.  Every minute or so, we hear cracks of lightning interspersed by rolls of thunder, the noise seeming to resonate even more than usual because of our position deep down in the holler.  All the while the biggest run in Shenandoah National Park flows just 20 yards away from our campsite.  Think babbling brook on steroids.



This will probably surprise many, but I didn't even have to pee in the middle of the night.  I purposefully cut off my water supply at 7:00PM-ish.  I have no idea what time it really was because I may or may not have lost the watch at some point during the day's journey.  Whoops.

Friday, April 20, 2012

A Beary Eventful Hike



Don’t get between a Momma Bear and her cubs.  It’s Wilderness 101, yet somehow Brad still managed to do it.  I guess I can’t blame him.  Stupid pollen.  He bent over to sneeze and looked up to find a growling, lunging Momma Bear.  Rex didn’t even bark.  His survival instincts had to have kicked in. 

I was approximately 100-yards behind the boys, lolly-gagging, taking pictures of recently-bloomed wildflowers.  I saw a doe, which was exciting.  Then, of course, Brad had to steal my thunder.  Bear and cubs tops doe every time. 

Brad’s pace was quick as he walked back toward me, and I could tell his eyes were wide even though they were masked by his Oakleys.  Rex had his tail between his legs, and if Brad would have had a tail, it probably would have been between his legs, too. 

“What’s the matter?” I asked.  In detail, he rehashed the sneezing, the momma, the growling, the cubs, etc. 
“Were you scared?” I said.  “Is your heart racing?”
“You know,” he replied in a nervous laugh, “They say you don’t ever have to outrun a bear, just have to outrun the person you’re with.” 
“Funny, Brad," I mumbled.. Side note: Brad ran a 6-minute mile in the Army.  I think my personal best was 9-something.  "So what do we do, babe?  How are we gonna get home?”
We both looked at each other for a moment.  Then, Brad draped his arm on me, resting his entire bodyweight on my shoulder, while Rex hid his entire face in between my legs.  They were scared and silent.  I was, too. In a weird way, though, it was kind of awesome.

After a few minutes, Brad decided he needed to check things out again, so he handed me Rex’s leash.  I had one eye on the wooded area that led to Skyline Drive, to safety.  I had my other eye on Brad.  He was stupid to go up that trail again, but I wasn’t thinking that.  I was thinking “Why does he get to be stupid and I don’t?”  I holler for him to come back. 

It was my turn to push the envelope.  Adrenaline pumped through my body as I inched my way towards the mom and her cubs.  As I rounded the bend, Brad yelled at me to stop.  He said I was too close, and then I saw him.  A tiny little cub hiding behind a tree.  Mom was on the left side of the trail with cub #1 and cub #2, and cub #3 was on the right side of the trail.  We would have had to walk between this little family in order to finish our hike. 

Against my better judgment, I made eye contact with the cub.  And I just couldn’t look away.  I stood there for second, soaking in the moment.  It was absolutely beautiful.  There on the trail, I tried hard to capture every detail, just so I would never forget how it felt to have this amazing-- but brief--connection with such a majestic and innocent animal.  Then, I snapped a picture, turned around, and walked back toward Rex and Brad.

My cub friend.  I'll call him Barry.

“You shouldn’t have done that,” Brad explained.  “You’re not supposed to turn your back to a bear.” 
“Oh,” was all I said. 

Hallelujah.

Vulnerable but not trapped, Brad and I discussed what our next step would be.  We knew we couldn’t finish the hike on the AT as we had planned, so we decided to blaze a trail up to Skyline Drive--hyperaware of every noise we heard during the oh-so-brief walk to safety.  To our surprise, when we reached the road, we were at the trailhead and only 100 feet away from my car.  We survived...bearly.  ;)

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Stupid School

So, I managed to type off my "s" key today.  Some say type.  Others may say violently tap...tomato, tamato.  In my opinion, such a keyboarding setback is the virtual version of a lisp.  With that being said, over the next few days, school--not my blog--will, unfortunately, be my priority.  Sucks, doesn't it?

I figured I'd leave you with a short video until we meet again.



Cliffhanger: Stay tuned for a preview of the next blog...A recap of Brad and Rex's close encounter with Momma Bear. 

I've already been thinking of corny titles.  I'm quite fond of: "A Day That Will Live in Infamy for a Beary Long Time." But I also like "Beary Scary Bear."

Sunday, April 15, 2012

#Unplug


Item 89 on My Bucket List is to unplug for 48 hours.  No TV, no phone, no Facebook, no e-mail, no etc.  I'm taking baby-steps toward that goal.

After a particularly trying day at the small restaurant where I work, I decided that I needed to kind-of unplug.  From Saturday night to Monday morning, I would turn off my phone and not check Facebook.  It's Sunday afternoon, and my phone is still off.  And I have no idea how many people liked my most recent status, which is something to the likes of "Turning off my phone until Monday morning.  In case of an emergency, call Brad."  Brad being my non-husband, life partner, significantly-immature other, etc.

I guess it's a bit of an oxy-moron to blog about the idea of unplugging.  Actually, it's a huge oxy-moron, but I honestly think that there are benefits to unplugging, especially while traveling.  For example, say you're updating your Facebook status while walking down Rodeo Drive and while updating said status you miss spotting Ryan Gosling and Adam Levine incognito-ly chatting about the weather or, say, me.  :)

The same kind of thing can happen in the great outdoors, too.  A place where you're seemingly away from civilization.  Let's say you're texting your friend about how beautiful Yellowstone National Park is, and you miss three grizzly bear cubs walk across the road.  Such a sight is pretty damn cool and a once-in-a-lifetime experience for some.  I once saw three black bear cubs walk across the road in Shenandoah National Park, and it was like something from a postcard.  Seriously.

Every once in a while it's healthy to unplug.  Fun things happen when the powers out.  For example, you could eat Subway, play MadLibs, and make shadow puppets on the wall. Or you could just cuddle-up with your partner.  Or......................nevermind............I'll keep it PG.

I'm not a Luddite.  For example, I love my iPhone..........love, love, love.  I just don't want technology to take over my life, and some days I think it has.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts


GORP sounds like it could taste disgusting, like it could be a euphemism for a goo-filled bug patty, but it’s not.  As Laurie March so enlightens readers in her cookbook A Fork in the Trail, GORP, better known as trail mix, stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts.  Today, many varieties have spawned from this most basic ingredient list.  You can occasionally find some of those recipes in the outdoor magazine, Backpacker, which is where I first read about GORP.  GORP is a hiking staple; Hikers eat their GORP like Italians eat their pasta, and as a hiker I figured I had to try it. 

It is said that the original GORP consisted of raisins, peanuts, and M&Ms, but in March’s first cookbook she has recipes for: Chocolate Blueberry GORP, Honey Mustard GORP, Pizza GORP, and Spicy GORP.  Some prefer M&Ms only GORP.  Other hikers don’t like chocolate so they substitute yogurt covered raisins or mini marshmallows to get that hint of sweetness.  Many hikers even enjoy adding their favorite cereal to their GORP.  Me, I love Frosted Cheerios, so I figured why not put those in my GORP?  After all, it’s all just a matter of personal opinion.  Experiment.  Do whatever you have to do to get the crunch you want.  Do whatever you have to do to get your perfect ratio of salty to sweet.

On my maiden voyage with GORP (during a Food Writing class senior year of undergrad) I combined: chocolate-covered raisins, Craisins, dried blueberries, peanuts, walnuts, Frosted Cheerios, and white chocolate chips.  I have learned that the concept of making GORP nicely sums up a fundamental wilderness cooking tenant:  “Backcountry cooking is all about experimenting,” I was told during a Wilderness Cooking 101 course at JMU.  “Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.” 

Hopefully, I won’t make as many mistakes with GORP as I have made with regular cooking.  Think turkey meatloaf cooked to 165 degrees Celsius and frozen-veggie-canned-chicken potpie.  Yikes.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Hawksbill Summit


You need special shoes for hiking, and a bit of a special soul as well.  -Terri Guillemets


Hiking never gets old.  There's so many variables (weather, other hikers, dog/no dog, season, etc.) that no hike, despite walking the same trail, is ever the same.  Each time I trekked to the top of Hawksbill, the highest summit in the Shenandoah National Park, it felt fresh including today...time #4.  Between the peregrine falcons, my adventurous four-legged friend, or Tebowing, yes I said Tebowing, I am forever in awe of how new the same hike can be.  




Saturday, March 31, 2012

Wild for Wild

I would much rather read a good book than do my homework.  I'd rather travel than do my homework, too.  And even though I can tailor my grad school projects to relate somehow to my love of travel (i.e. creating an interactive map of Shenandoah National Park, writing an article for Women's Adventure magazine, teaching a travel-themed section of first-year writing, etc.), I prefer not to do homework.  Ever.  It's stupid, especially at the graduate level.

After I publish this post, Productive Me knows that I should start this essay that's kinda due tomorrow night.  But I won't. Instead, I'm going to vicariously hike the Pacific Crest Trail.  Cheryl Strayed has got me absolutely wild about her recently published memoir, Wild.


Despite the fact that I'm only on page 43, I highly encourage everyone to run to their nearest e-Reader or Barnes & Noble and purchase this gem of a book. Here's an excerpt from the prologue:

The trees were tall, but I was taller, standing above them on a steep mountain slope in northern California. Moments before, I'd removed my hiking boots and the left one had fallen into those trees, first catapulting into the air when my enormous backpack toppled onto it, then skittering across the gravelly trail and flying over the edge. It bounced off a rocky outcropping several feet beneath me before disappearing into the forest canopy below, impossible to retrieve. I let out a stunned gasp, though I'd been in the wilderness thirty-eight days and by then I'd come to know that anything could happen and that everything would. But that doesn't mean I wasn't shocked when it did.

My boot was gone. Actually gone.

I clutched its mate to my chest like a baby, though of course it was futile. What is one boot without the other boot? It is nothing. It is useless, an orphan forevermore, and I could take no mercy on it. It was a big lug of a thing, of genuine heft, a brown leather Raichle boot with a red lace and silver metal fasts. I lifted it high and threw it with all my might and watched it fall into the lush trees and out of my life.

I was alone. I was barefoot. I was twenty-six years old and an orphan too. An actual stray, a stranger had observed a couple of weeks before, when I'd told him my name and explained how very loose I was in the world. My father left my life when I was six. My mother died when I was twenty-two. In the wake of her death, my stepfather morphed from the person I considered my dad into a man I only occasionally recognized. My two siblings scattered in their grief, in spite of my efforts to hold us together, until I gave up and scattered as well.

In the years before I pitched my boot over the edge of that mountain, I'd been pitching myself over the edge too. I'd ranged and roamed and railed -- from Minnesota to New York to Oregon and all across the West -- until at last I found myself, bootless, in the summer of 1995, not so much loose in the world as bound to it.

It was a world I'd never been to and yet had known was there all along, one I'd staggered to in sorrow and confusion and fear and hope. A world I thought would both make me into the woman I knew I could become and turn me back into the girl I'd once been. A world that measured two feet wide and 2,663 miles long.

A world called the Pacific Crest Trail.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Not All Women Who Wander Are Lost


Below is an article that I wrote for my professional editing class. I'm also submitting it for publication in Women's Adventure magazine.  Cross your fingers they (professor and WAm editorial board) likes it!

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Not All Women Who Wander Are Lost

“You can’t get lost in the Shenandoah National Park.”  At least that’s what my partner, Brad, told me, but I knew different.  More than enough testosterone, six years in the military, and a familiarity with this park, and he thinks he’s a wayfinding expert.  Give me break! 
“Vicki and her friend got lost,” I proclaimed, proud that I could refute his sweeping generalization.  He shot me a confused look as he stopped in the middle of the trail.  Vicki is one of my closest friends, and about three or four years ago, she and her hiking partner lost sight of the blue blazes on the trees while trekking to a popular waterfall in the Central District.  Three different colored blazes mark trails in the Shenandoah National Park: blue for park hikes, white for the Appalachian Trail, and yellow for horse trails.
 Brad started walking again.  “Male friend?” he asked, a white blaze on the tree in front of him.  Tufts of green grass were popping up on the path, but the trees were still naked.  Minus the 65-degree temperature, the trail still had a winter feel.
 “Yes, they blazed a trail up to the road and hitchhiked back to the trailhead with some tourists.”
“I get how she got lost,” he said with a smirk, “but how did he get lost?”
I smacked him on the arm.  Hard.  But that got me thinking, is there truth to this stereotype?  Well, yes, according to outdoor enthusiast and wayfinding expert, Bree Kessler.  In “Go Your Own Way,” from the Spring 2011 issue of Women’s Adventure magazine, Kessler discussed some theories as to why women may have a less-than-adequate internal GPS.  Whether it’s fluctuating estrogen levels during our menstrual cycles or our love of step-by-step instructions with concrete reference points, the studies that Kessler examined illustrated that, in general, a woman’s spatial awareness is inferior to a man’s.  Kessler assured us ladies, though, that hope does exist.  As women, our inner GPS can do something besides “recalculating.”  We just have to update our software with new knowledge, like learning to read the sun or spending a few hours playing a spatial awareness arcade game like the 80’s cult classic Tetris.

I set my pride aside, knowing I couldn’t let it hinder my awareness growth.  “What are some wayfinding clues?” I asked Brad.  I figured that the year he spent patrolling the mountains of Afghanistan would have provided us with a rich discussion that would have lasted for miles.  Instead, I got a two-word answer.
“The trail.”
“No,” I said, “Like clues in nature.”
“The blazes on the trees,” he replied.
“No, I mean things like the sun and north-facing slopes.  Help me read those clues.” These were clues Kessler alluded to in her article as ways women could beef-up their possible awareness deficiencies. 
 “You don’t have to know those clues,” Brad assured me. “You just follow the path and the paint on the trees.  We’re not blazing trails up here.”
“Well, what if we were?” I thought to myself.  Let’s say, for some reason, Brad and I got separated.  What would I do then?  The compass in my pack would be worthless.  I don’t know how to read it.  The whistle I bought would be helpful, but say it fell down a cliff.  What if Brad and I got separated, my whistle fell down a cliff, and all of the blazed trees were ripped out of the ground by a freak tornado?  How would I find my way then? 
I’d ask Mother Nature. 

I knew Brad could read the sun.  I wanted to learn to read it, too.  “What’s the sun tell you?” I said to him eagerly.   
“Where you’re going,” he replied, without even looking back at me.  He was still marching forward with our other hiking partner, Rex, the mutt we rescued.  Rex is a male, and he, too, knows how to follow the trail. 
“I get that, but how does the sun tell you that?” I asked.
“What do you mean how?”
“I mean, how does the sun tell me where I’m going?”
We stopped again.  Downed trees and crunchy leaves scattered across the forest floor.  “Where does the sun rise?”
“East?” I answered in the form of a question.  I thought I was right.  It was like being asked the capital of Oklahoma.  If I was back in fifth grade, I’d be the first to raise my hand, but at that moment my usual confidence evaded me.    
 “Where does the sun set?”
“West.”
“So there,” he said, “The sun is to the east in the morning and to the west in the afternoon.”
I started spinning in circles pointing in what I assumed was the correct cardinal direction.  “Then, that way’s North.  No that way.” Dizzy and frustrated, I took a short water break.
I needed something more concrete.  I don’t know why, but reading the sun just seemed too abstract.  Maybe I would have had better luck with a shadow stick.  At least, that would have given me an actual line to work with.       

As soon I got home from the hike, I whipped out one of my favorite reference books, The Essential Wilderness Navigator by outdoorsmen David Seidman and Paul Cleveland.  In their book, I was relieved to find step-by-step instructions for using a shadow stick.  Below is my interpretation of Seidman and Cleveland’s directions:
1.      Find a stick that’s at least 3-feet long.
2.      Put it in the ground—vertically—on a flat surface.
3.      Mark the end of the shadow.  If you can’t see a shadow, find a place to put the stick where you can.  Otherwise, this exercise won’t work. 
Note: This exercise doesn’t work as well in the early morning or late afternoon unless it’s the time of the equinoxes.
4.      Wait 15 minutes.  Hopefully, you have a watch.  If you don’t, count 900 “Mississippis.”
5.      Mark the end of the shadow again. 
6.      Connect the dots.
7.      This line runs east to west, but it’s not a terribly accurate reference guide.  However, when lost, it can provide you with some comfort. 
8.      Remember, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.  If east is on your left, south is clockwise and north is counterclockwise.  If west is on your left, north is clockwise and south is counterclockwise. 

Thanks to books and my instincts, this navigational newbie has got potential.  I thought back to my hike with Brad.  About two miles in, two roads diverged in a wood.  Brad and Rex marched straight on, but I had a funny feeling. Something didn’t make sense.
“I don’t think we’re supposed to go that way,” I said.  “Look at the cement post. It says we’re supposed to turn right.” I then pointed to the other road—the one less traveled by—at least for that moment.
After hiking back to me, Brad carefully studied the cement post. A smile crept across his face as he tried to explain away his wayfinding boo-boo.  “Oh yeah.  I was just trying to test you,” he said. 
            Triumphantly, I took point.  Team Female: 1, Team Male: -2.
your fingers they like it!

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Hope you had fun reading!

Last but not least, here are some pictures that I'm considering submitting along with my article.  By the way, the "W" points to water not west.  I thought it pointed west.  Silly me.