Roses are red...

Roses are red.

And snow is white.

I am, too.

Because #springbreakfail.

Apparently, Mother Nature didn't get the memo that it's March. Or maybe she did, and it got lost in her inbox because...

So the glitch is...snow

Brad Blizzard...not the Dairy Queen kind

Aim Blizzard...not the Dairy Queen kind

I'm glad I invested in some really cool hats from Plato's Closet. I mean, if I can't be tan might as well be the best hipster fashionista I can possibly be.